About Us

Low-Hanging Tees
Where corporate clichés get the drip they deserve.

I’ve spent over 15 years in the corporate world. Sitting through endless meetings, watching sports pressers, catching soundbites on TV. No matter where I was, the same phrases kept popping up: “low-hanging fruit,” “drinking from the firehose,” “let’s take this offline.”

They were funny, annoying, and weirdly universal. I wanted to do something with them. Here’s how Low-Hanging Tees came to life:

• I personally created the vision and developed the retro-comic art style that defines the brand.
• I defined the original prompts and ideas myself, then used AI to generate rough foundations.
• I worked with a designer to refine and polish the graphics into a consistent look and feel.

The result is original graphics that capture the chaos and comedy of work culture, printed on heavyweight tees that actually feel good to wear.

Low-Hanging Tees is my way of turning corporate clichés into something you can laugh at, share, and wear.