About Us
Low-Hanging Tees
Where corporate clichés get the drip they deserve.
We’re building a brand for the over-slacked, under-caffeinated, and fully self-aware.
Our tees turn workplace nonsense into wearable punchlines. They’re printed on heavyweight, premium cotton shirts that actually feel good to wear.
We use premium heavyweight blanks with a soft, structured feel
Our designs are made to get noticed, not blend in
You won’t find gimmicks, recycled slogans, or clipart-level printing here
Designed & Printed in Los Angeles
Shipped straight from our small (and highly chaotic) HQ
Because we speak fluent corporate, and we’re reclaiming the language.
Every shirt starts with a phrase you’ve heard a hundred times in a meeting, on Slack, or in your inbox at 11:59 p.m.
We take it, twist it, and give it the print it deserves. Satire meets quality. Office memes, but elevated.
Limited drops of our most unhinged workplace phrases
Premium tees that don’t feel like swag
A little side-eye for your next all-hands meeting
The startup girlies, the enterprise lifers, and the tech bros with too many tabs open
The designers, PMs, analysts, engineers, and even the guy who still sends calendar invites without time zones
Basically, anyone who knows what it’s like to be four slides deep in a QBR while their soul quietly exits their body
Drop your email below to get early access to our launch, exclusive offers, and first crack at limited designs.
We’re launching soon — and trust us, these will go fast.