Low-Hanging Tees
Drinking From The Firehose
Drinking From The Firehose
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The “Drinking From The Firehose” Premium Tee captures the glorious chaos of starting a new gig — where “onboarding” means 47 tabs, 3 meetings at once, and absolutely no idea what your job is.
For fresh hires, internal transfers, or anyone nodding through a Zoom call with dead eyes.
Printed on our premium heavyweight tee — because at least your shirt should know what it’s doing.
DTG printed in Los Angeles with retro-corporate comic art that hits harder than your first company-wide “fun” Slack channel.
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Unisex Size Guide
| Size | Fit | Chest to Fit |
|---|---|---|
| XS | Extra Small | 31” – 34” |
| S | Small | 34” – 37” |
| M | Medium | 38” – 41” |
| L | Large | 42” – 45” |
| XL | Extra Large | 46” – 49” |
